Monday, November 27, 2006

Youtube.com

Ever visited the website youtube.com? There's this certain joy of catching your friends on youtube. Was crusing through and I found two friends.

Catch Ah Neh the hustler playing pool below.




And catch Shree going through the Thaipusam procedures below.

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

Answers- Part 1

I've always been fascinated by tag lines. They make even the most senseless of things into the most sensible of excuses. And this is the hit back to all the irritating questions that I've been facing all my life. (KNN, you think it's very easy to answer questions ah?)

To the ones who consistently tell me how lazy I am:


Laziness is the habit of resting before you get tired.

To the ones who talk so much about honesty:

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough.

To the ones who are worried about how negative I am:

A pessimist is never disappointed.

To the ones who tell me to be optimistic:

Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.

To the ones who complain about how much I diss women:

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

To the ones who say I ain't good in maths:

There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.

To the ones who complain about my bad memory:

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

To the ones who are worried about my future:

Don't worry about the future. Sooner or later, it's the past.

To the ones who complain that I don't spend enough time with them:

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

To those who tell me that I can never work alone, independently:

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

To the ones who complain about my drinking and smoking:

Why eat right, exercise daily, live clean when you gonna die anyway?

To the ones who tell me to aim for the sky:

Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.

To the ones who tell me that I have too big an ego:

One nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

All said and done. If you didn't understand the above and is scratching your head in confusion:

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who want things to happen. Those that can make things happen. And those who just wonder what the hell happened. Adios.

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The Black Poem

Today I received an email which went like this:

"Hey I just blogged. A poem from some email. Do read it. You will like it."

When I see emails like this, I usually head over to the blog to take a look at it. I didn't just like the poem. I loved it. And the poem, written by an African kid, goes like this:

When I born, I Black.
When I grow up, I Black.
When I go in Sun, I Black.
When I scared, I Black.
When I sick, I Black.
And when I die, I still black.

And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink.
When you grow up, you White.
When you go in Sun, you Red.
When you cold, you Blue.
When you scared, you Yellow.
When you sick, you Green.
And when you die, you Gray.
And you call me coloured.

It's not everyday that I see a post that makes me say "Ponna jack la mike". But this one really deserves the nod of approval.

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Friday, November 24, 2006

Job Interviews


Ever browsed through the newspaper in hope of finding yourself a reasonable paying job? It's quite disappointing when you see a column that reads:

*$7 per hour
*Office hours
*Bilingual
*Many vacancies available
*Call 6******* to fix appointment

Now, if you're indian and you decide to pick up the phone to dial the number stated, don't. Being bilingual is the ability to speak more than one language. Here it simply means being able to speak english and chinese.

I was looking through the newspaper hoping I can hit at least one solid appointment. Every single advertisement they placed wanted a chinese speaking person. There was one which I saw that didn't mention any form of bilingualism and I immediately picked up the phone to start dialling the number. This is how the conversation went.

Woman: Hello. Good morning. Cheena Piang Pvt. Ltd. How may I help you?
Me: Hi. Good morning. I'm calling in correspondence to your ad placed in the papers? Would like to know if there are any more vacancies left.
Woman: We have one more slot left. Can you come down for an appointment?
Me: Yea sure.
Woman: Your name and contact number please?
Me: Brabakaran. 6*******.
Women: Ok we will call you back shortly.

All this while, I was telling myself what a polite lady she was. Fluent english and very soft spoken. That impression didn't last long enough though. Few minutes later, I received a call from the same women and this is how it went:

Woman: May I speak to Braaaaaabaaakalan?
Me: You can call me Praba.
Woman: Are you chinese?
Me: *Pissed* Does praba sound like a chinese name?
Women: I'm so sorry sir, but we're looking for someone who can speak in both english and chinese.
Me: What for? I bet you already have enough people in your company who can speak in chinese what.
Woman: This is the criteria stated here. I cannot do anything about it.
Me: *With overwhelming anger* Then next time please state that you don't want anyone other than chinese la. Easier for people like me rite? *hanged up*

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Phobia List A-Z

Just before I do up one on weddings, I found something interesting to squeeze in. It's fucking annoying when people come tell me they've got this phobia that phobia. See, I don't carry with me a list of phobias and their meanings. Stop telling me you got fuckintheassophobia. I don't fuckin know what on earth it means. Just say you're afraid of anals. That sends a clearer picture. And just so that the uneducated blokes like me know, I have come up with a list of phobias ranging from A-Z. Sad to say, I suffer from Acrophobia and Hypsiphobia. Unaware of what it means? Read on.

A

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia- Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.(Ancraophobia)
Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia or Astrapophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia)
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.
Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.

B

Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Bathophobia- Fear of depth.
Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

C

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia or Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.(Frigophobia, Psychophobia)
Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia- Fear of food.(Sitophobia, Sitiophobia)
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia- The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia or Kymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

D

Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.
Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia)
Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.

E

Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.(Domatophobia, Oikophobia)
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia- Fear of horses.
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia- 1) Fear of work or functioning. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- 1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.

F

Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.(Cheimaphobia, Cheimatophobia, Psychrophobia)

G

Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. (Francophobia)
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste.
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.

H

Hadephobia- Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippophobia- Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia- Fear of road travel.
Hormephobia- Fear of shock.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Homophobia- Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia- Fear of firearms.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.

I

Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Iophobia- Fear of poison.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.


J

Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.


K

Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia- Fear of waves. (Cymophobia)
Kynophobia- Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping.

L

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia- Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Lygophobia- Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.


M

Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia- Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia- Fear of large things.
Melissophobia- Fear of bees.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music.
Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia- Fear of changes.
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Microbiophobia- Fear of microbes. (Bacillophobia)
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Misophobia or Mysophobia- Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia- Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease.
Motorphobia- Fear of automobiles.
Mottephobia- Fear of moths.
Musophobia or Muriphobia- Fear of mice.
Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia- Fear of small things.
Myctophobia- Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime. (Blennophobia)


N

Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog. (Homichlophobia)
Necrophobia- Fear of death or dead things.
Nelophobia- Fear of glass.
Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia- Fear of anything new.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia- Fear of the night.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Nosophobia or Nosemaphobia- Fear of becoming ill.
Nostophobia- Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night
Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark or of night.

O

Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
Oenophobia- Fear of wines.
Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings, house.(Domatophobia, Eicophobia)
Olfactophobia- Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.

P

Pagophobia- Fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia- Fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia- Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Pathophobia- Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia- Fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
Pediculophobia- Fear of lice.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia- Fear of children.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia- Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia- Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia- Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Poliosophobia- Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia- Fear of many things.
Poinephobia- Fear of punishment.
Ponophobia- Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia- Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Prosophobia- Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia- Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia- Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia- Fear of Fever.
Pyrophobia- Fear of fire.


R

Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.


S

Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
Siderodromophobia- Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Siderophobia- Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food or eating. (Cibophobia)
Snakephobia- Fear of snakes. (Ophidiophobia)
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia- Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia- Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia- Fear of hell.
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.


T

Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
Technophobia- Fear of technology.
Teleophobia- 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres.
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
Thermophobia- Fear of heat.
Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia- Fear of injury.
Tremophobia- Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia- Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia, Hypertrichophobia)
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia- Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.


U

Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.


V

Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia- Fear of words.
Verminophobia- Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.


W

Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.


X

Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.


Z

Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.

There we go. List of phobias. We learn something new everyday. Adios.

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Misunderstood

Advises. That one thing that you don't ask for but get ample of it. I dunno if I get em' outta care or simply because they wanna run their mouth. But, I just do. Sometimes, the accuracy of their understanding on the kinda person you actually are, can be superbly off the scale. See, I is already a bad influence. Nothing to hide. Been there, done that. I've done all the crazy things you could categorize as 'violence'. Even the 'do not try this even at home', I've done repeatedly. I will not deny anything. I prefer to be honest.

It's always the parents who're living in denial. My parents think I'm a gem of a child. I bet your parents do too. If that was really the case, there wouldn't live a guilty man. Ever been in a situation where you know damn sure you were at fault but your parents always make it seem like it wasn't? They always have someone in hand to blame. Mine comes in the form of friends. Whatever mistakes I make, my friends pay the price. This is how my parents think:

1) Whether or not I fight, it was for sure my friend who instigated it.

2) Whether or not I stole something, it was definitely my friend who passed it to me while the unsuspecting me walks with it.

3) Whether or not I drink, the glass was definitely passed to me as a soft drink only to intoxicate the unwary me.

4) Whether or not I lied, it was definitely my friends who had to drag me to the cinema to watch some movie and deteriorate my studies.

I live such a life. And hate is the exact word I am looking for to describe my life. I know my aunt reads my blog. I know she thinks I don't know she does. I do aunty Shanti. I do. The thing is, I drink. I smoke. I club. I fight. And all the bad things you can think of. There's no need to blame my friends. Nothing to do with them at all. I brought this upon myself. I know it's quite disappointing but that's the truth. I rather die like a man than live like a coward. I'd say the truth anywhere. Stop blaming my friends. It's quite sad when everyone in my family tells me how the influence of my friends got the better of me. Fact is, ya'll don't even know my friends enough to make such a statement. So put your fingers where your mouth is.

I believe in this thing called character. Be it you're someone who smokes, drinks, fights, sleeps around, I don't fucking care. Bottom line is, if you're true to me, I'd be true to you. Take my word for it. And on the lighter note, I have been facing alot of counseling these days. Probably only nethia and ah neh might have a clue as to why. Now the thing about advises that my aunties and uncles give me so very often, is that, after all is said and done, usually more is said. When that particular topic that they're addressing you on comes to a halt, they dig up all the past matters. Like how this few I faced were dug up.

Advice 1: Your dad told me that you were working in a bar. How can you work in such places? It's not the right kind of environment to be in. And the people there are not the kind you should be mixing with at such a young age.
I Say: This is what you call stereotyping. Bars labeled as detrimental. My aunt claims that bars were named bars coz it's a form of prison. (E.g. Behind bars) My relatives come up with the strangest of theories.

Advice 2: I heard you got kicked out of school. Is it because you've been mixing around with bad company? Be careful of who you choose to mix with ok? You're a good boy, don't let people affect you.
I Say: After all that bar issues were cleared, I was wondering if I should explain the whole story to her. But when you know they'll probably find a new reason to give an advice, I quickly took the bad company as the alternative. I dunno what in the blue moon convinced her that I'm a good boy but you're heard it now. I is a good boy hor. My aunty say one.

Advice 3: Why are your lips so dark? Don't tell me you are smoking. Bad for health you know.
I Say: When you know it for sure, it's best to keep that 3-4 centimeters of gap in your face zipped and blame it on my age. And of course I know it's bad for health. But being that 90kg elephant that you are who refuses to exercise, it's a bit too much for you to be talking about health don't you think?

Advice 4: You going out at night? Why? Where you going? Don't go to pubs and all ok? It's not safe.
I Say: Gone are the days where only girls were told of such stuff. But considering the fact that there is such a thing as gay night, it sure ain't safe for a guy no more.

Advice 5: Your mum told me that some girl came over to your house. Don't bring girls all home ok? We're indians.
I Ask: What's being indian got to do with bringing a girl home??? Are you crazy or what?

Advice 6: Don't drink too much and get drunk ok? People out there waiting for opportunities to spoil someone these days.
I Ask: Do I look like your husband who blabbers his bed stories after dragging a can of Jolly Shandy?

Enough said. I is gonna remain on the low for a while. Adios.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Beauty In Chaos

Darling eshvanya called me a few days ago. Tearing on how badly she wanted her sales to flourish. I could feel her pain. Even I started tearing. Only lord knows the amount of zebra stripes on her wrists. Only difference is, it ain't black and white but instead caught up between her skin tone and blood red. Blood in every sense of the word.

I thought that the only way I could be of some help is by at least promoting her new blog. The new blog where she puts up all her dazzling earrings. Some look real pretty. Heck, even I'd buy a couple myself.

Esh has been down since the day the jurong sarakkus tried adding her. She calls me every night and tells me how much she thinks it's so unfair when all they do is try adding her but offer no support for her sales. I know esh, I know. I feel your pain.

So just to offer a helping hand, regardless of whether you purchase one for yourself, do your part by spreading her blog. By word. By mail. By email. By fax. Through a pigeon. Whatever. And to see eshvanya's new blog, click on the button URL below. Sorry for the extravagant build up. I love to do things like that. It gives you this tinkling feeling in your balls. Try it.


And as I was chatting with esh, I decided to try my luck. This is how the conversation went:

Esh: I just want business baby.
Me: I will make business.
Esh: Haha.
Esh: Set.
Me: Is I allocated profits as well?
Esh: Erm..
Me: Ok ok I geddit.

Darn, talk about cheap labour. She pays no money for marketing expertise.


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The Survey

Just in case you failed to see, I is running a poll. A poll so that I know how in future I can promote something from this blog in case I need to do some running of errands for friends or even myself and also, how many actually take this blog seriously. Won't take much of your time. The poll is just below the chatter box. Hope you do your part by voting. Much appreciated.

And just in case you're looking forward to more posts, I will update ASAP. Next in line will be indian weddings. I'm so pissed that I think my wedding will be held chinese style. Keep tuning in to check out on that one.

Adios.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Working Adult

After so much of slacking at home, I is finally working and earning some dough. Much thanks to Ah neh and Nethia. Whether or not this blog will be updated on a regular basis, is anybody's guess. Sundays are my off days and I'll try put up something. Meanwhile, if you want a blog worth reading, which I myself log in in the tens and twenties per day, you're most likely bound to be enticed by Keling Killahs and of course, without a shadow of a doubt, Symposium of Genius. This are two blogs that I'll check out even before I log in mine. Trust me, after reading, be prepared to get magnetized.

Adios.


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Monday, November 06, 2006

Who's With Me Now?

Perhaps, I was blind to the facts.
Stabbed in the back.
I couldn't trust my own armies,
Just a bunch of dirty rats.
Will I,
Succeed?
Paranoid from my unworthy deed.

Though hocus pocus, I tried to focus but I don't see.
And in my mind, I'm a blind man wastin' time.
Looking to my future.
Cause my past,
Is all behind.
Is it a crime to fight for what is mine?
Everybody's dyin. When am I next in line?


I've been trapped since birth. Cautious. Cause I'm cursed.
And fantasies of my family,
Is blessed.
But getting worse.
And they say it's the yellow man I should fear.
But it's my own kind doin' all the killin' here.

I can't lie.
There ain't no love for the other side.
Jealousy inside, makes me wish I died.
Oh my god, tell me what I'm livin for.
Everybody's droppin.
I'm knockin on heaven's door.

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Mars Vs. Venus

CCB. I decided not to close this blog liao. Where in the world do you come up with all those excellent rumours? Even I myself cannot think of such. And no, I was contemplating closing this blog not cause of family or personal reasons. I is plain lazy. Whatever the shit you heard or spreading, ain't true. Like I always say in style:

Fuck what you heard. It's what you're hearing.

Coming to the post, I've gotta admit that it takes solid amount of patience to actually be reading someone's blog. I swear I am not the type of guy who sits down in one place to read up on someone else's bullshit. Especially if they're only gonna be talking about how golden their balls are. But today, it was different. Praba actually sat down to actually read someone else's bullshit. And I'd say that all that patience paid dividends. I will not provide you the URL of that particular blog. (Coz I know the indians that you are) So instead, I will copy it down just so that you have a good read. And the solid story, with some editing I did, goes like this:

[One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear. "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought she was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?" I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy for you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. But at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.]


Ahh. I is loving it. I is really loving it. Now cheers to all men who were dumbfounded when the ladies said such stuff to us. Adios.

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Announcement

I is contemplating if I should close this blog. If you are one who wants to blog, just take this blog, change the URL and add your own stuff to it. Easier compared to finding a skin of your own and working on it. I have done this whole template up on my own. My e-mail add is on the top right. If you need to contact me, e-mail or MSN me. For other skins, click here to visit reena's template designs. Adios.

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The KLKunning Aarthi

Don't ask me what happened to me for the past few days. I seriously am looking for the same answer. To put it simply, I is nursing a month's worth of hangover. This is what happens when you drink too often and with a league of men who have a high level of alcohol tolerance. It's quite funny how beer does blunders to your vision. But just a few days ago, I learnt that it does wonders. Sadly, I will not go into embarrassing details.

Now, it's not for long that a hunter remains as the hunter. There has to come a time where the hunter becomes the hunted. And to find out exactly how I became the hunted, click
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Praba.
20 This Year.
Cursed to be here.
First to be clear.

You won't understand till we trade places.
I need my own breathing spaces.

See, my life ain't promised.
But it'll sure get better.
Hope you undastan my love letter.

I dropped 5 times but I'm still breathin'.
Livin' proof there's a god if you need a reason.

I think about it everyday.
I haf so much to say.
My main thing was to be major paid.
This game's sharper than a muthafuckin' razor blade.

I wanna be meaningful.
Not winnin' fools.
I followed fools.
Swallowed rules.
Now I'm starting to trip.
I'm losing my grip.

Many were impressed when they saw praba writin'.
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