Rough Rhymes

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Nevermind if your grandmother came of age or your girlfriend was caught stripping on youtube.com or you were caught in your undies on sgboys.com. I don't fucking care. A man needs his beauty sleep regardless of whether he has already been sleeping for the past 23hours and 59mins. And even if you're pamela anderson, only call after 2pm. The funny thing here is that I usually run my mouth when a call actually comes in for me when I am sleeping. I belong to the kind who'll never wake up even if there were bomb blastings.

See, being job-less/school-less/life-less has more cons than pros. Ask those who know. Wake up calls in the mornings are irritating. Timings like 6am all the way till say 2pm, do NOT exist in my life no more. I sleep at around 5am and only decide to meet the world after 1pm or 2pm. I do not see such stuff as daylight no more. I am a vampire these days. Leave me alone and stop calling me anytime from 6am till say 2pm. I used to have a friend called gopal who used to do the daily "I cannot sleep so I shall call others and spoil their sleep too" rituals. I don't wish to see more gopals.

So if in the future you call and you hear strange things, or even strange language for that matter, fret not. I might probably be sleeping. So just to ease your confusions a lil' bit, I haf come up with ways that'll help you identify the difference. And take my word, all these stated below ARE things I've said before. No joke. So here we go, the ways to identify the difference. I am sleeping if I say things like:

1) I am not feeling well. Call you back later.
2) I cannot meet up today. Need to bring mum for an appointment.
3) Ronaldhino.........(voice dies off)
4) Huh? huh? huh?
5) Hey, you know something? *No sound after that*
6) I cannot hear you. I'll call you back.
7) Wei? Long number lei.
8) My mother using the phone. I'll call you after she put down. (After letting off some snores which rather sounds like a whale farting)
9) My brother broke his leg, I will call you back. Emergency.
10) The number you called is not in service. Please do not call back anymore.

And lastly, I am quite surprised that a friend of mine actually took this excuse for real. You are a real mofo la mellisa.

11) Hey wait. My rabbit's drowning. I'll call you back.

So do me a favour. Call me only after a certain time. It's not easy coming up with different excuses as the day passes you know. Having said all that, I need to meet the other side of the world now. Good night. Adios.

Praba - 1:08 PM 0 comment(s)

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