Rough Rhymes

Sunday, November 26, 2006

I've always been fascinated by tag lines. They make even the most senseless of things into the most sensible of excuses. And this is the hit back to all the irritating questions that I've been facing all my life. (KNN, you think it's very easy to answer questions ah?)

To the ones who consistently tell me how lazy I am:

Laziness is the habit of resting before you get tired.

To the ones who talk so much about honesty:

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough.

To the ones who are worried about how negative I am:

A pessimist is never disappointed.

To the ones who tell me to be optimistic:

Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.

To the ones who complain about how much I diss women:

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

To the ones who say I ain't good in maths:

There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.

To the ones who complain about my bad memory:

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

To the ones who are worried about my future:

Don't worry about the future. Sooner or later, it's the past.

To the ones who complain that I don't spend enough time with them:

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

To those who tell me that I can never work alone, independently:

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

To the ones who complain about my drinking and smoking:

Why eat right, exercise daily, live clean when you gonna die anyway?

To the ones who tell me to aim for the sky:

Aim low. Reach your goals. Avoid disappointment.

To the ones who tell me that I have too big an ego:

One nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

All said and done. If you didn't understand the above and is scratching your head in confusion:

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. Those who want things to happen. Those that can make things happen. And those who just wonder what the hell happened. Adios.

Praba - 10:59 PM 0 comment(s)

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