Rough Rhymes

Saturday, March 20, 2010

You know, I can't hold much longer. It's about time I came back to doing what I used to do best. Put everyone on fuck while the fun lasted. And god damn, did I miss this blog and everyone I put on fuck carefree. It's me. Once again. This time, to stay on.

Fresh out from the army, I is looking for a job. And trust me, it ain't that easy to find. Especially when I am trying to find a job that is flexible. What adds fuel to fire, is the fact that I am indian. What adds kerosene to fuel is the fact that I'm the kind of inidan who prays and NEEDS to visit the temple more than I visit the toilet. Let's face the fact. Unlike YOU, I visit the temple everyday. If I'm gonna be working shift jobs, it's gonna eat up the amout of time I visit the temple or go for bhajans. I was looking through the papers today when I saw all kinds of job advertisements. Now, do you really think they mean what they say? I'll tell you what they really mean.

Keyword: Competitive salary.

What they mean: They remain competitive by paying you less than their competitors.

Keyword: Join our fast-paced company.

What they mean: They have no time to train you.

Keyword: Casual Work Atmosphere

What they mean: They don't pay enough to expect that you dress up.

Keyword: Some over-time required.

What they mean: Some every nights and some every weekends.

Keyword: Duties will vary

What they mean: Anyone in the workplace can boss you around.

Keyword: Must have an eye for details.

What they mean: They have no quality assurance.