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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Prabakaran. What kinda sad, un-cool, un-attractive, un-funky, more like a monkey name is that? Now just to clear this confusion once and for all, my name as stated in the I.C reads as BRABAKARAN. However, there is a story behind this. See, my dad actually named me Prabakaran by right. Thanks to the mistake made in my birth certificate, I now live with the letter B instead of a P. Understood? You better. So coming back to the real problem, I is not in favour of my name. How the hell am I gonna introduce myself as BRAbakaran to a super fly chick? I can choose to do what most do these days by actually introducing myself with a nickname. But it's not for very long that I hide the truth after I say, "Hi, I am Jack and Jill Jackson, pleased to meet you" isn't it? Now correct me if I am wrong, but the weirdest of things always seems to be happening to me. Darn, talk about fate's crude jokes.

So in the future, do your kids a favour. Name them something unique. Give them a sense of fashion. Give them a sense of branding. Give them a sense of popularity. So I is once again offering solutions to end the naming headaches. So here we go, ways to name your children.

Name your children after movie characters

Character: Nemo
Suggested Name: Nemo Chao Loh Han.

Character: Frodo
Suggested Name: Mohd. Frodo Bin Bodoh

Name your children after places

Place: Geylang
Suggested Name: Loh Rong Wan

Place: Thailand
Suggested Name: Chao Ah Qua

Place: Bangkok
Suggested Name: Goh Beng Kok

Name your children after brands

Brand: Armani
Suggested Name: Noh Ma Ni

Brand: Nokia
Suggested Name: Wah Ren Ti

Brand: Reebok
Suggested Name: Neh Neh Pok

Name your children after popular business

Business: E Commerce
Suggested Name: Goh Sim Lim

Business: Breadtalk
Suggested Name: Kong Loh Tee

Business: Sales
Suggested Name: Mah Ker Ting

Name your children after popular pastime

Pastime: Shopping
Suggested Name: Goh Shor Peng

Pastime: Karaoke
Suggested Name: Goh Sing Song

See, there we have it. Funky names for the future generation. Adios.

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