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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The wonderful wonderful nicknames of yindians. I have come across the wildest, most stupidest nicknames you'll ever hear. See, the amount of anjadis are on the rise. So probably they'll run out of ideas for terrifying/stupid/weird/ear bleeding nicknames in the near future. So once again, praba is of good use. I is offering a solution to end the nicknaming misery. Nevermind what their parents named them. It's about what their 'members' call them. Now, I know different anjadi's like different colours, for god knows why reasons, so just in case the same concept applies here, I have come up with A to Z's.

A
They Call Him: Ang Soong Tong Anand.
They Say: They run when they hear his name.

B
They Call Him: Bomb Bala.
They Say: He's explosive.

C
They Call Him: Cut-Throat Chithambaram
They Say: Vettu onu thondu rendu.

D
They Call Him: Dynamite Dinesh
They Say: He's the bomb la machi.

E
They Call Him: Electric Elamaaran
They Say: He's electrifying.

F
They Call Him: Fuck-leh utta Franklyn
They Say: He's the fighter who prefers his mouth doing the work.

G
They Call Him: Gang Fight Ganesh
They Say: He's so brave that he'll bring tons of people just to beat up one guy.

H
They Call Him: Hairstyle Harichandran
They Say: There's no blonde shinier than what's on his tail.

I
They Call Him: Interchange Indiren
They Say: No bus leaves yishun interchange without his permission.

J
They Call Him: Jailbird Jegan.
They Say: He goes in every thaipusam and comes out in time for panguni.

K
They Call Him: Kungumam Kanesan
They Say: The exclamation mark on his forehead is the danger sign.

L
They Call Him: Lethal Lilydurai
They Say: He has never lost any 1-2-1's.

M
They Call Him: Maira Pudunguna Magesh
They Say: He did it in style on thaipusam.

N
They Call Him: Naughty Narayanan
They Say: He is in the heart of every yishun sarakku.

O
They Call Him: Ottu Keatta Kummunaati
They Say: He's the guy who has that eye to spy.

P
They Call Him: Panguni Paramasivam
They Say: Whether or not murugan will be there, he's defenite to be there.

Q
They Call Him: Quarter Kumeresan
They Say: No one can outdo him drinking when it comes to five star.

R
They Call Him: Rugged Rangasaamy
They Say: He once terrorized Rangoon Road.

S
They Call Him: Staring Sundramoorthy
They Say: There's no one on earth who has ever outdone him in staring. Blinking is something he has never done even while drinking.

T
They Call Him: Table Talk Thurairaj
They Say: He's the piss maker.

U
They Call Him: Undertaker Underwatersamy
They Say: Even when he falls, he gets up to fight again.

V
They Call Him: V2 Virumaandi
They Say: Any fight, one call.

W
They Call Him: Weapon Veerappa
They Say: From dustbin covers to bottles till caterpillar boots, nothing he hasn't used.

X
They Call Him: X-plosion Night Xiao Kia
They Say: A true born dancer indeed. He'll chicago with a tiger beer can at every X-plosion night. Aadu Machi!

Y
They Call Him: Yaya Yuvaraj
They Say: He's the dance group leader. Ponna style la machi.

Z
They Call Him: Zookeeper Subramaniam
They Say: From eagles to tigers to snakes, no animal has not been tattooed on his body.

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