Thursday, October 05, 2006

Anonymous Callers

Sick and tired of guys calling you to make friends? Wish they could never get any lamer? Pray so hard not, coz it does get lamer by the day. Now, if you're that badly liking a girl, do yourself a favour. Walk up to them if you see em' and ask for it personally. They all appreciate a man with balls. Stop calling em' giving em' 21,681,925,369,256,24 excuses as to how you got their number. And sad to say, it usually happens within the indian and malay community. And jus to help the men by giving them ideas how to get lamer, I present to you, lame excuses that are ready in hand when calling that girl whom you so badly wanna see go down on you.

1) I found it in my ex girlfriend's cleavage while making out with her.

2) It was automatically printed in the bus ticket when I took 855 to yishun.

3) It appeared on the toto big sweep.

4) My neighbour's lohan actually displayed your number.

5) It was flashing in my friend's new LCD belt.

6) You gave it to me personally on 1800 B.C remember?

7) A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend's ex aunty's beautician's ex boyfriend gave it to me.

8) I went fishing and caught an oyster. Opened it and guess what I found? Your number!

9) I found it on teletext page 995.

10) Oh, I watched that old tamil movie. The one where this guy dials anonymous numbers and ends up talking to someone? What 's the name? University? Yea, that's the movie. So I tried the same and wala! I found you.

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