Rough Rhymes

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Ever had a guy come up to you and go "Hey, how come you're the only one who seems to glow even in this thick haze?" or "Hey, I lost my handphone number, can I have yours?"

The still same lame, shame acclaimed, pick up lines. What the fuck are you trying to do?? Was that a pick up line or a throw up line? If you're a guy and you want a gal so badly, just go up to her and tell her "Hi, my name is punnaku s/o saambarnaathan, can I get to know you?" Problem solved! End of worry!

Women do NOT like pick up lines. But even if you still do use it on them, I present to you, pick up lines you should completely avoid using on a girl. So here we go, pick up lines that can earn us a slap if we said something like:

1. Excuse me, didn't I see you last week at a Communicable Disease Centre/Desker Road/Geylang?

2. Excuse me MRS, I'm a police officer, can I have your name and contact number?

3. WAAA! SO BIG AH? No no, I meant the design on your shirt.

4. Xiao jie, I want to be quarantined...with you.

5. Hello mary, wanna watch Da Vinchi Code?

6. Hey, never bring along your children?

7. Hey I got 7 A stars you know?

8. Hi, can I buy you a glass of Newater?

9. Hi. I think your C.B very nice. No no, I meant your character and beauty, not chee bai.

10. Hey, although your face looks electricuted, your body looks electrifying!

11. Hey, weren't you the one in Alpha Slimming Center/Funan Hair Care/IMH?

And the last line which almost earned a friend a slap before:

12. Hi. Although I am single, I have a double bed. (This is for real)

While I was blogging this, I recalled this one incident:
I was once walking in yishun when this two indian guys were behind me. Jus steps ahead of me, within arm's length, where two young indian girls. And narrowing the gap on me, thus the two girls, the guys started singing the song "Un samayal araiyil, naan uppa sakaraiya?" which of course made the two females stare rudely at them before they deviated. Now if ever someone were to sing that song to you to tease, turn back calmly and say "Pulikottai!" Adios.

Praba - 3:16 AM 0 comment(s)

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