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Sunday, May 28, 2006

Friendster. It started off well but now it's a subject of ridicule. First of all, profile names. If you ain't what you claim to be, then you're just a wanna-be. Words of wisdom from Praba. Some profile names are so contradicting to the faces I see. Vain people are invading friendster. Below are examples of friendster profile names I came across. Some got me bewildered. Read on.

"Kiss me" (She has lips like a camel)
"Babealicious" (She looks like a decomposing chilli chicken)
"Sexy" (She doesn't haf enough clothes)
"Hot" (She looks like missy elliot without make-up on a bad hair day)
"Huggable" (An elephant looks slim beside her and I bet your right hand will be miles away from your left hand when they're around her)
"Voluptuous" (Gosh. She looks like an underfed mosquito)

Let me come straight to the point. If you're ugly, quit acting like you don't know it. Stop using ridiculous profile names. Profile names like that don't convince anyone. Please choose profile names that suits your ugly ass. We haf eyes, so try your luck with the blind.

This, I am dying to talk about. Photos. If all your pictures look the same, please don't post them. Who the hell wants to view your face in 8 different directions whether it's black or white, coloured or sepia, edited or unedited? And we don't give two peanuts if it's up-close or not either. We don't wanna be counting your blackheads and open pores. Bear in mind. And don't you dare post photos with captions like "OMG! I'm so fat" or "OMG. I'm so ugly." because in that case, you wouldn't even post them in the first place. So if you post photos like that, and I say "Yea you're fat and you need to go for liposuction", you better shut up and listen.
Some try reverse psychology with captions like "Aren't I Hot?" or "Future Model". Sad to say, you ain't fooling anyone either. You're just as horrible. And primary school kids with friendster who look like sluts, go somewhere else. Nobody wants you in friendster. So many "unripened" kids in friendster nowadays. Another thing about photos. This is loathsome. Please stop putting up actors/actresses photos and start captioning them "My husband..lol", "My Ex..hehehe" or "My sister..wahaha". I don't see anything hilarious about that. They'd probably die of disgust if they found out you were fantasizing about them. You're not telling a joke. You're the joke. And the only difference between you and a bucket of shit, is the bucket.

Bulletins. For the weak hearted who panic when they see bulletins like "repost this in ten seconds if not you're gonna die", please get a life. No one's gonna kill you if you don't repost. The idea of that bulletin is to see how many do actually pay attention to the bulletins they post. So stop being that typical mama drama that you are and quit being an idiot. It's annoying when you see bulletins named "I hope you read this", and you open it up to see if some useful message is gonna be put across, only to see "JUST KIDDING!!!!, hahahahaha now you have bad luck for 900 days and you'll have no girlfriend OR boyfriend in 10 years!" Now this plainly shows your lack of intelligence. I is mortified by your stupidity. So if you're one of them, please read my blog and repost it in 10 seconds. If not, your mother is gonna squat and shit in the middle of orchard road while your father does a hola hoop naked in Far East Plaza. Hurry coz there's only 5 seconds to do so. Dumb mofo.

Adding of friends and messages. If you've tried adding me without sending me a proper introduction message, I is not gonna accept your bitch ass. Courtesy is what you're lacking. So please stop sending me messages asking me "What's up with you not adding me?" Who really cares if I don't add you as a friend? Move on asshole. I don't want you as a friend! That's what's up. And please stop sending me messages that only you understand what you're trying to convey. So don't try sending me messages when your english is no better than your looks. And worst still, If you're anywhere near the "Bell-bottoms with tiger skin and a bandanna" line, please click the button most nearest to the upper right hand column of your screen. You is not welcomed by anyone with brains. Try the 12 year olds. They dun haf much clue. And to those posting threats via friendster, nobody cares about threats over the internet. So don't try acting hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Paralympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

On a personal note, A friend of mine came across one photo in friendster of an actress and beside the actress is a gal's photo. Captioned are the words "Any similarities?"
That's as how vain as it can get. Friendster proved to expose the funny people that are existent. I rest my case

Praba - 4:39 PM 0 comment(s)

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