Wednesday, April 04, 2007
I have my way with kids. No, really. I somehow get along with even the most stubborn of kids after a while. It somehow magically happens. Don't ask. Meanwhile, meet Abidah.
This is the same girl whom Sarah mistook for a boy. [Lord Jeez!] This is the same girl who now hates Sarah cause Sarah mistook her for a boy. [Allah!] This is the same girl who now hates Dave, Sarah's boyfriend, because Sarah mistook her for a boy. [Muruga!] We found it out like this:
Me: Abi, do you like Aunty Sarah?
Abi: *Shakes head*
Me: *Laugh like a lion*
And just in case you're wondering how I know this kid or you find this kid familiar, click here for details. Meanwhile, the photos taken on the same day Sarah mistook Abi to be a boy:
This is Abi' Aunty.
And finally, the culprit. The one who mistook Abi to be a boy. The one who Abi hates to the giduga. Abi swore on her half nude McDonald's toy while munching on her nuggets that she is never bringing her mummy back to Sarah for threading. And by the way, I told her to darken her photo and brighten mine a little. Looks like it didn't happen. Nevermind, I will settle this problem in MSN.
Let's end this with Abi showing us one or two tricks. Adios.
Let's end this with Abi showing us one or two tricks. Adios.
Labels: Abi, Kids, Sarah, Tashvini
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Today, I wanted to prove myself one point. So the question I asked is if women preferred chocolates or diamonds. And of course, I approached the ladies in my MSN to ask them what they preferred. Answers went like this:Sarah
Me: Don't ask, just answer. Between chocolates and diamonds, which will u choose?She: Think I'd choose chocs.
She: Cause I don't wear necklaces.
She: Or rings
She: Or bracelets
Me: Steady la you.
Friend 2
Me: Don't ask, just answer. Between chocolates and diamonds, which will u choose?She: Diamonds
Me: Why diamonds?
She: Diamonds cause I love em'. Got many colours. Chocolates only got black, brown and white.
Me: M&M comes in all colours what.
She: That's a candy, not a chocolate. Well, when you say chocolate, I think bar chocolates. Pure chocolates. Not chocolate candies.
Me: *Thinking* Fair enough.
Hema
Me: Which do u prefer? Diamonds or chocolates?She: *laughs* Only 1 choice can be made? Chocolates. To me, no diamond can give me the happiness and excitement when I indulge in chocolates. Chocolates no matter what color, whether bitter or sweet, are sometimes women's best friends compared to diamonds. Eat a diamond, die. Eat a choc, LIVE! [Philosophy]
Me: Ok.
With that, I ended the conversation with them. But none wondered nor realised why I posed such a question for. The idea is to prove one point. Ask a women a word and she'll give you a sentence. In this case, ask a question and she'll give you a paragraph of answers with one who took it an extra mile with philosophy. Adios.
Labels: Chocolates, Diamonds, Hema, Joanne, Sarah, Women
Friday, October 06, 2006
For today, this is gonna be a typical blog like how most are. Something which goes like "Today I accidentally squeezed my nipples and while typing this now, I scratched my balls. And I don't know why my brother keeps drinking his urine..bla bla bla" But a blog wouldn't be a blog if I didn't bitch a thing or two about my daily life would it? So if you're looking for more "anti everyday" stuff, look to previous posts.Today I hit the streets of tekka. Not so surprising if you knew where I stayed. My beloved hometown- The all so terrific tekka. Met sarah, the henna and make up artist, and anjali. (If you're wondering who sarah is, click here) I was down at the baazaar window shopping like I always do during every deepavali month. A standard routine to build up to that one big day. So the next time you're gonna be in tekka and you need this all important praba, pick up your handphone and start dialing my number. Coz it's a new experience everyday. Boredom doesn't even come close going down every damn day. Tomorro I'll be meeting my gorgeous banu to yet another window shopping. So book your places early. Now I don't wanna be too wordy since it's my "today's bullshit", which I also hate to share, so I'll jus let the photos do the talking. Now, "Camwhoring is not an option. It's an order!" says sarah.
Anjali Anjali Pushpaanjali. Sarah Michelle Geller. And AHERM, of course, of course.
Anjali Anjali Pushpaanjali. Sarah Michelle Geller. And AHERM, of course, of course.
Now, sarah is an opportunist. You're offguard, your loss. Candid photos are like candies for sarah.
See, there is a short story to my "Da Vinchi Code" smile. (Which of course sarah was relucant to explain about in her blog) Notice sarah's middle finger? Notice me laughing like a mad man? It all started when sarah asked me to droop a lil' just so that there is a lil' justification to the height difference. Now anjali suddenly popped the question "But aren't you already in heels?" Praba looks down to her heels and the rest is as explained by the picture.
I told ya sarah is an opportunist.
"Ya'll look good together" says sarah.
Women and cameras. The undivided love they share with the camera.Labels: Anjali, Deepavali, Sarah, Tekka
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Make Up Cum Henna Artist- Sarah
Now this is her name card. Knowing the indians that you are, the handphone number and email address has been kept discreet. But however, you may choose to add her up in friendster. And the url goes as "http://www.friendster.com/freelancing"
The picture above, is the bridal hairstyling. If you see golf holes emerging from your head suddenly, and you've invited over that cute looking guy that you've always wanted to blow away, I suggest you run for it now. Note: There's no way in hell you're gonna look like the mannequin. So quit that laughter.
Stage make up. Perfect for indian women. You like to drama don't you? You need it most. Use it on your husband/boyfriend/fling.
Face painting. Girls facing the trouble of passing by yishun interchange every now and then, here's your chance to escape having to be called over to get your number noted down.
Special effects- blisters and burns. Ideal for the beggars in tekka, who seem to always grab your leg only when you're rushing for the most important of things, to actually make it seem like it wasn't their fault they're begging.
Ahh. Like they always do in style. Show all 'steady pom pee pee' photos first then comes the bomb blast of a price list. But trust me, for the amount of experience and skills this women possesses, the rates are justifiable. To top off a solid make over, we is need a customer friendly artist mah. That's what sarah's all about. And yea, don't expect discounts just because you know me hor. Even I don't get discounts myself.
