Rough Rhymes

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Fuck 2006. Fuck More 2007

Note: If you've been wondering why I've been missing in action, pay close attention.

I understand that I have not update for the past week. Okay, make that 2. Thing is, I is not staying in my own house thanks to my 'pain in the ass' of a grandmother and aunt. Both these Indian descendants are irritating the living hell outta me. And please be informed that this grandmother isn't the grandmother that you read about, here. This old bird is my mum's mum. Anyhow, if there is a need for you to reach me, just gimme a call at 93553571.

Anyways, just in case I failed to wish you on the new year because I was busy looking for a home, happy new year to you. But I don't understand how exactly is it a happy new year when life only gets more fucked by the minute. My cousin saw me online after a long time and the first thing she did was question me about my MSN nick. Which, by the way, was "Fuck 2006. Fuck More 2007." I'll do it here again. I present to you my 2006.

Why 2006 was a fucked year

1. I got kicked out of school.

2. I got kicked out of my house.

3. I ain't got no cash/allowance/donation/bursary/scholarship etc.

4. I spent half my life on the internet and somehow it didn't occur to me that internet life is only for the rich.

5. I lost almost three quarter of my friends. It's amazing when you realise that from a thousand names before, you only have 250 people this time round.

6. I was jobless for half the year.

7. I was school-less for almost a year.

8. Malaysian packs were almost nowhere to be found with all my 'lobangs' missing.

Why 2007 will fuck more

1. I'd be in army.

2. I'd be in army, hairless.

3. I'd be in army hairless & suffering.

4. I'd be in army hairless, suffering and missing all my friends.

5. I'd be in army hairless, suffering and missing all my friends with no more outlandish coloured hairstyles with a lot of designs.

6. I'd be in army hairless, suffering and missing all my friends with no more outlandish coloured hairstyles with a lot of designs while probably saving all my NS pay instead of engaging in social activities like clubbing, drinking, smoking etc.

7. For the simple reason that I'd be in the army.

Why 2009 will be better than 2007

1. I'd by then ORD.

2. I'd have money in hand.

3. I'd be in this institution called a school doing what all nerd boys do.

4. I'd be a better boy. (I promise!)

All is said. I is badly waiting for 2007 to fly off. Let's all anticipate and welcome 2009 instead.

Labels: Homeless, Hp Number, New Year