Rough Rhymes

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The fact about all dads is that whatever we're doing now, they've done it in their age. Trust me on this. From peeping at upskirts to smoking till clubbing (with the exception of dads who qualify under the nerd category), they'd have done it all. Now, you wouldn't be aware of all this facts UNLESS you have a grandmother like mine, who defends me with my dad's past, whenever he starts his advises.

Sadly, it's not everyday that we can 'jack' our fathers. But IF you ever get the chance, blog about it and show the whole blogger world what a maestro you are. For example, something that happened today like this:

Dad: I heard you came back home smelling of cigarettes and beer yesterday?

Me: Cannot be la. I don't smoke already what. And how can I possibly drink when the person who is supposed to gimme my allowance doesn't do it on time?

Dad: *Assuming that I did indeed drink and smoke* You teenagers these days don't know how to do something beneficial. Always wasting money by smoking and drinking. Wasting life away.

Me: Aiya, the age is such mah. Just blame it on the teenagers age la. Bo pian what pa.
Dad: I don't understand why both you boys (me and my bro) can't be like me when I was your age.

Me: Eh, that's not what I heard what. According to paati (grandmother), the story is a lil' different leh. Weren't you that boy who was always hammered by his dad because he was always caught drinking and smoking? Worst still, always wasn't at home because he was out with alot of girls?

Dad: *picks up the phone to call my grandmother*

Labels: Dad, Grandmother