Tuesday, May 22, 2007
A counsellor is supposed to be one who's neutral ain't it? Since when the hell did counselling involve Indian movie-fied 'Your mother is always right. Even if she shoots you in the balls' sentiments?Before the issue of any PPO, both parties will undergo a counselling session before the PPO is issued. My counselling session went a one way highway, no right turn, no left turn and no U-turn. It all went "Your mother bought Kit-Kat for you, Your mother got you thongs, Your mother fed you shit, Your mother sent you hell."
This is ridiculously ridiculous. I'm gonna be put through counselling sessions after counselling sessions. It's claimed that I'm undergoing depression. It's called Bipolar Depression. To find out more about bipolar depression, click here.
Labels: Depression, PPO
Monday, May 21, 2007
If I don't blog anymore, it means either two things:1) I might have decided to discontinue the blog.
2) I might have been arrested.
My mum and brother have each taken a PPO [Personal Protection Order] against me as of today. I am anxiously waiting for the grand entrance of my brother into the house before I give my rusty chain a big fiesta of human flesh. Of course, it will mean that I will be arrested and sentenced to a minimum of 6 months in jail or a $500 fine if I actually do get my hands on him but I have come to the stage where not even jail sentence will stop me.
I was in the family court today with a handcuff around my wrists to ensure my brother, who was on his way to the court, was safe from harm. Yea, he might have escaped the lashing when he was in the court but there's no stopping me now. Now that I'm at home.
Let's all pray. Let's all pray that I wouldn't be crazy enough to touch the parang that's been hidden behind my cupboard all this while. Adios.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Reason why mum thinks I should get a child just like myself.Mum: I really wish to get a grandson exactly like you.
Me: *Flattered* Aiya, what you want la ma, just tell me. No need to carry me to the sky all.
Mum: Not that. I want you to know how I suffered with you when you have a child like yourself one day.
Me: HUH?!?!
You mean that team that lost 1-0 in the first leg of the Champion's League is in the finals? That team which everyone wrote off actually rewrote history? That team which people said Chelsea will beat instead beat Chelsea and got to the final? That team which 2 years ago beat AC Milan being down from a 3 goal deposit? That team which even eliminated the current champions Barcelona this year?
That's why I say, don't count the chickens before the eggs hatch. I have a list of people to return a favour as soon as I wake up from my sleep later. One, I owe a little more. Why, you may ask? Cause my dear Ian John forgot Champion's League Semi-Finals were played home and away. This was after the first leg which Liverpool lost 1-0.
That's why I say, don't count the chickens before the eggs hatch. I have a list of people to return a favour as soon as I wake up from my sleep later. One, I owe a little more. Why, you may ask? Cause my dear Ian John forgot Champion's League Semi-Finals were played home and away. This was after the first leg which Liverpool lost 1-0.
Ian: LIVERPOOL SUCKS. FUCK LIVERPOOL. ERASE THE FUCKING ENTRY FROM YOUR BLOG LOSER! Hahahaahahhaahahahahhahahahahahha. Whatever you all wanna think la k. You guys already lost to Chelsea. Better quit soccer. Seriously.
Me: *Calmly* Not good to count the chickens before the eggs hatch.
Ian: Go do research about the past okay. Cause seriously, that's all Liverpool fans ever do. Always talk about the past. But the present....Oh well. We'll continue this man.
Me: Right after the second leg.
Yes indeed. Ian was right. I'll continue when I see him later today. I'll have alot to continue. And oh yes, just before I hit the sack, cuddling my bolster in my warm soothing room with a filled convinced heart, let's do the usual rituals. This one's for you Navan! I do reckon a number 6 at athens. Adios.
BILA BILA SIAPA TADA KALAH???????
FL
Labels: Champion's League, Finals, Ian, Liverpool
