Thursday, June 28, 2007
If you think only exercising helps you lose weight, you might want to reconsider your opinion. Over and out.REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
With your teeth through her shirt...... 108 Calories
PUTTING ON THE CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary................................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.............................. 78 Calories
69 standing up............................. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow................................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style................................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier. [Just look it up].. 912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over............................ Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
Friday, June 15, 2007
I iz back. After what I call a motherfucking well deserved break. If I've not called, pardon me. Am damn busy with life. It's all back to footballing days yet again and I is glad to say, we're the NSSL [National Street Soccer League] Champions. Yeaps. We made it as champions in the preliminary rounds to the zonal finals and from there we made it to the Grand Finals which will be held in Toa Payoh Hub on 8th July. Only 6 teams out of 300 have made it to the Grand Finals and now, only 4 will return home with some extra cash in hand. The prizes as goes:
Champions: $3000
1st Runner Up: $2000
2nd Runner Up: $1000
3rd Runner Up: $500
$3000 split up by 5 team players cash in $600 per individual and $600 might just do the trick to finish up my Class 2B. Let's all keep our fingers crossed. [Note: I only talked about the $3000. Nothing less] Here are some bad quality photos the lousy cameraWOMEN managed to capture:
That's Saiful, David, Myself, Yi Long, *coughs* Shamani *coughs* and V. Sundramoorthy. Oh! Sorry sorry, that's Brandon.
They call us, The Underdogs. [Insert the 'TM' sign here]
The guy in grey shirt is Andrew. A friend of ours. The 'ah peh', sorry, gentlemen in blue is the Chairman. [Or something like that] And for heaven's sake, he did not swallow the street soccer ball la. That's his belly protruding out. And the KTV hostess beside him in black, sorry sorry, my bad, the young lady beside him in black is his secretary. [That's what we're told la. We dun wanna go into details nor dig out 'Bill Clinton sound alike' cases]On other news, I have been called up to fight for the nation. Yeaps, I is gonna be a soldier soon. September 15 is my intake and if you know anyone going in on the same day or around that period of time, do let me know. It'll feel good to go in with friends. My MSN add is on the right. I ain't sure of what's gonna become of me but one thing is for sure. With effect from today, I is gonna use military terms to blog. I find it cool now. Must be all the darn NS men around me. Roger that? Over and out.
