Rough Rhymes

Saturday, March 03, 2007

It's about time I put forth to you why I is grateful being born a male rather than a female.

1. My last name stays put.

2. No one's gonna spike my drink and chocolates are just another snack.

3. I can never be pregnant. [Phew]

4. I can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

5. Heck, I can wear NO T-shirt at all to a water park.

6. I can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 23 minutes.

7. I don't really have to worry if my underwear's showing whenever I squat.

8. Wedding dress- $5000. Tux rental- $100. [I is not planning on an Indian style wedding]

9. People never stare at my chest when I'm talking to them.

10. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle my feet.

11. One mood. [All the time]

12. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

13. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

14. My underwear is $8.95 for three.

15. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough for me.

16. I never have strap problems in public.

17. Everything on my face stays its original color.

18. I only have to shave my face and neck.

19. I can wear shorts no matter how ugly my legs look.

20. I have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

And lastly, my favourite and also the reason for this post.

21. The world is my urinal.

Labels: Men, Women