Rough Rhymes

Monday, February 19, 2007

I don't know how come but, these days, kids start adding me up in MSN. Just in case you're stuck in the same scenario, here's how you chase away a sixteen year old girl whom you do not wanna see in your MSN list anymore:

Victim: Hi, I'm ***** here. I got your add from a friend of mine. Mind making friends?
Me: *Shocked* Huh? What again? You wanna make friends? What the hell do you think this is? MRIC? And by the way, looking at your pale photo, you look punjabi. Are you? And how bloody young is you?
Victim: Hmm. Why you like so angry? I'm turning 16. Yea, I'm pure punjabi. Yourself?
Me: 16?!?! Aren't you supposed to be doing your homework after your afternoon nap and then heading for tuition classes in the night? And do I in any way look chinese to you? I'm an impure hindu while you're a pure punjabi. Nevermind about that. What do you call a punjabi chick who's wild?
Victim: What?
Me: Hard kaur. [Hardcore]
Victim: Oh my god, you're lame.
Me: Thanks for the compliment [Insert smily face here]
Victim: Huh??
Me: Nothing. You have a brother?
Victim: Yeaps. You?
Me: Nope, mine died in the SQ 911 plane crash. By the way, what do you call your brother when he's exercising?
Victim: Huh? I don't know.
Me: Exercise-singh. [Exercising]
Victim: Hey, don't make fun of my family!
Me: Deal, I'll ask you one last question and if you can answer me correctly, I will not make fun of your family. Deal?
Victim: Ok. What?
Me: Punjabis are usually hairy right?
Victim: Erm. Think so. Why?
Me: What will you call your father if he had no hair?
Victim: I don't know. You just tell.
Me: Wax-singh! Wahahaha!
Victim: %$@#!#ASS!$^&(*@#$@@! [After which, she blocks me]

Easy does it. Adios

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