Monday, December 25, 2006

Women Explained In IT Terms

Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, forever.

Ram Girls: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

Window Girls: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screen Saver Girls: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.

Internet Girls: Difficult to access.

Server Girls: Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster.

E-mail Girls: Every ten thing she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls: Also known as 'wife'. When you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you uninstall her, you will lose something. If you don't uninstall her, you will lose everything.

Labels: IT, Women