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Sunday, August 17, 2008

Not everyone who dropped out of poly is computer literate. I definitely am not. The only thing I can do well on the com is chat, play lan games and watch some porn. That's it. Nothing else. I do not know how to fix computers or computer viruses. So do not ask me again if I know this and that. Even my computer knowledge is way off. A friend of mine keeps asking me questions to which I don't have an answer for. And the answers I had, didn't really impress him. As illustrated. Let's come to the point. I don't know computer terms. The terms I know, however, do not coincide with computers. I have an encyclopedia of words which doesn't make sense to me. Like those stated below.

Word: Chip.
Meaning: Cookies. Only chocolate. Chocolate chip cookies rock!
Word: Microchip.
Meaning: That's what's left in the bag after you finish it.

Word: Web.
Meaning: What spiders make.
Word: Website.
Meaning: The location where the spider makes the web.

Word: Cursor.
Meaning: The Chinese bastard who keeps saying "Chow Chee Bai"

Word: Byte.
Meaning: What mosquitoes do.
Word: Bit.
Meaning: What mosquitoes did.
Word: Megabyte.
Meaning: What tekka mosquitoes do.

Word: Microsoft.
Meaning: A women's @%#$&!!!!!#$@#$#!!!!!

Word: File.
Meaning: What you use to cut metals.

Word: Server.
Meaning: The guy at the restaurant who fucks up your orders with someone elses. Rascal.

Word: Mouse.
Meaning: That hairy little thing the cat never stops bullying.
Word: Mouse Pad.
Meaning: Do you really want me to explain this?

Word: Window.
Meaning: What SOME people leap from after SNEAKING out to CLUB. *Coughs*

Word: Software.
Meaning: What women wear on their chest.
Word: Hardware.
Meaning: What's on their legs that comes up after trying to connect with the software.

I is out of ideas. Flu killing me. I'll go rest. Adios.

Labels: Computer

Praba - 7:46 PM 3 comment(s)

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