Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Understanding Your Mother

Women- the most difficult to understand of species. Their yes could mean a no. Their no could mean a yes. Goodness. We ain't no astrologers to understand what you're thinking and your heart ain't no dictionary to flip open and read up on the meaning. My mum is a true women. And to help better improve your understanding about your mother, I is once again doing you a favour. After a long hard, not so satisfied, day at work, signs to tell that your mum ain't in the best of moods.

1) She begins to test if the pots and pans are still in good condition by slamming/throwing/knocking them all over.

2) Her rasam has no salt in it.

3) Her chicken curry has no chicken in it but instead more masala.

4) She begins to laugh at sad scenarios rather then the usual tear drops.

5) She starts asking you the same questions that have already been answered some 30 seconds ago.

6) She brings up matters that have been solved in 1989.

7) She starts checking material quality by tearing the kitchen cloth/table cloth/tissue/newspaper.

8) She starts complaining on how the neighbour is this and that.

9) She starts calling all the relatives whose name you do not wanna hear.

10) She starts talking in a man's voice.

11) She starts tell you stories on how her mother actually told her not to marry your dad but still did.

12) She starts asking if you've done your homework.

13) She digs up matters about finance. (Finance which was once there but has been turned into past tense becoz of you.)

14) She questions you on where/when/why/how you went out last night.

15) She lists out names of all the female friends who've been calling you consistently.