Rough Rhymes

Monday, August 20, 2007

Picture this:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts pretty much. Who would you choose amongst the three? Here’s the scoop on the three leading candidates:

Candidate A:
Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening. [Sounds a lot like me]

Candidate C:
Is a decorated war hero. He's vegetarian, doesn't smoke and only drinks an occasional beer.

If you went with candidate A, he's Franklin D. Roosevelt. The thirty second president of the United States. During the Great Depression of the 1930s, Roosevelt created the 'New Deal' to provide relief for the unemployed, recovery of the economy, and reform of the economic and banking systems.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Following the resignation of Neville Chamberlain in 1940, he became Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and led the British war effort against the Axis powers.

And if you instinctively went with candidate C, his name reads Adolf Hitler. I don't have to say much do I? My favourite man. Adios.

Praba - 11:19 PM 0 comment(s)

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