Rough Rhymes

Friday, February 16, 2007

Don't ask me why but I just love irritating and testing the patience of people. I did it again, in style, like this:

Friend: Bro, wat you did for valentine's day?
Me: Nothing la. Just stayed at home and slacked. What you did?
Friend: Went out with my girlfriend. Bought her roses and chocolates. She was very touched. How come you didn't go out with your girlfriend.
Me: Oh, that's nice of you. Like that la. She was busy and I was busy so we didn't go out.
Friend: You sure everything's all right bro?
Me: Don't worry about it. Will be ok. I is strong.
Friend: Err, okie. If you need someone to talk to, you can always call me up bro.
Me: Thanks alot man. I appreciate it. But I'd appreciate it more if I could talk to your sister.
Friend: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Me: Sorry sorry, typo.

Having finished irritating him, another friend of mine decided to let me know of his ROM which he was so excited for. [He must be crazy] Till I shared a thing or two or three or four [Argh, you get the message] about women.

Friend: Dei mike, wat doings?
Me: Nuttin la. What you doing?
Friend: Working da. Just wanted to tell you that my ROM will be in a few months time.
Me: When is it roughly?
Friend: December.
Me: Dude, that's fucking long.
Friend: I know da. I want it to come soon da.
Me: [The lessons start here] Mike, are you crazy? Why the hell would you want your death to come by early?
Friend: What you talking da?
Me: Lim peh kah li kong. You know that god's a real unfair man?
Friend: Why?
Me: He creates such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives.
Friend: *Laughs*
Me: Yours love marriage right?
Friend: Ya da. Only oorukaarans will go for arranged marriages da. Arranged marriages all won't work out da.
Me: Bullshit la bro. Telling me that love marriage is better than arranged marriage is like telling me that attempted suicide is better than murder. Both also you die mah.
Friend: *laughs*
Me: And don't be too happy about the ROM la bro. Alot of my friends now tell me to marry late. Be happy you still have till december to party.
Friend: That bad ah mike? Actually I heard also la. But my girlfriend very understanding da.
Me: Trust me la bro, it's worse than you think. Understanding? You'll be standing under your block soon.
Friend: *Laughs* You know alot about women da. No wonder so many photos with women.
Me: Cut that out. Listen bro, postpone your ROM as much as you can. Pay some priest to come and testify that your child will be impotent if you married before the age of 30.
Friend: Cannot da. I informing everyone already da. My wife also told her friend all da. If we postpone means she will cry da.
Me: God bless you bro. Let me ask you just one thing. Just be honest aitz?
Friend: Ask da.
Me: You love your girlfriend more than anything in the world and you will listen to anything she says?
Friend: [This part, he unleashes the devadas in him] She is my life da of course I will do anything for her.
Me: Listen bro, a word of advice from Dr. Aan-ba-lai-singam: When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it's love. After marriage, it's self-defense. You take care la bro. I need to rush to Shivan temple now. Ciaoz.

Labels: Marriage, Women

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